{"id":678,"date":"2024-08-19T13:24:35","date_gmt":"2024-08-19T12:24:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8082\/?p=678"},"modified":"2024-09-02T13:38:21","modified_gmt":"2024-09-02T12:38:21","slug":"got-any-requirements-humour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost:8082\/2024\/08\/19\/got-any-requirements-humour\/","title":{"rendered":"Got any requirements? [humour]"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"535\" src=\"http:\/\/localhost:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/Got-any-requirements-1200-x-627-1024x535.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-679\" srcset=\"http:\/\/localhost:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/Got-any-requirements-1200-x-627-1024x535.png 1024w, http:\/\/localhost:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/Got-any-requirements-1200-x-627-300x157.png 300w, http:\/\/localhost:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/Got-any-requirements-1200-x-627-768x401.png 768w, http:\/\/localhost:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/Got-any-requirements-1200-x-627-600x314.png 600w, http:\/\/localhost:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/Got-any-requirements-1200-x-627.png 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Look at the guy&#8217;s smile.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>He&#8217;s a BA with a background in childcare and previously had a summer job at a local supermarket.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>He&#8217;s really happy being a non-technical BA.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>The only thing on his mind is work drinks later and fraternising with the female staff.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Just got to shove some stuff into Jira first, then log off.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>The Scrum Master can do the rest.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look at the guy&#8217;s smile. He&#8217;s a BA with a background in childcare and previously had a summer job at a local supermarket. He&#8217;s really happy being a non-technical BA. The only thing on his mind is work drinks later and fraternising with the female staff. Just got to shove some stuff into Jira first, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-software-requirements","missing-thumbnail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost:8082\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost:8082\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost:8082\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost:8082\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost:8082\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=678"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/localhost:8082\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":694,"href":"http:\/\/localhost:8082\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions\/694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost:8082\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost:8082\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost:8082\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}