Iโm not interested in going back to the office ever again.
Not interested in cover letters no one reads.
Not interested in speaking to recruiters.
Not interested in explaining gaps on my CV.
Not interested in personal interests.
Not interested in consultancies who pay you half, charge double.
Not interested in completing coding tests.
Not interested in turning up to be present.
Not interested in a 40-hour week.
Not interested in โI work forโฆโ identification.
Not interested in digital transformations.
Not interested in Agile, Scrum, Safe.
Not interested in performance appraisals.
Not interested in being told what to do.
Not interested in micromanagers.
Not interested in bullies, narcissists and people with low empathy.
Not interested in ex-colleagues who get in touch when they need a job.
Not interested in gossip around the watercooler.
Not interested in being made to feel stupid.
Not interested in hatred, racism or homophobia.
Not interested in destroying the environment for McDonaldโs hamburgers.
Not interested in a home-delivered Caramel Frappe.
Iโm not interested in getting rich at the expense of my fellow humans. And then telling them itโs their fault for not working hard enough.
Iโm interested in better.
Much, much better.