I Write User Stories. Mostly About Sue Logging In.

โ€œIโ€™m in the software requirements businessโ€

โ€œReally? I thought that stopped with agileโ€

โ€œSo do I, if I read my LinkedIn feed. 98% of the real world isnโ€™t like thatโ€

โ€œSo you write tickets for a day job?โ€

โ€œNow youโ€™re making me laugh. Tickets is a little low brow, uncouth. Stories we call themโ€

โ€œOnce upon a time?โ€

โ€œYep, that kind of thing. Usually about Sue logging inโ€

โ€œI see, you write childrenโ€™s booksโ€