“I’m in the software requirements business”
“Really? I thought that stopped with agile”
“So do I, if I read my LinkedIn feed. 98% of the real world isn’t like that”
“So you write tickets for a day job?”
“Now you’re making me laugh. Tickets is a little low brow, uncouth. Stories we call them”
“Once upon a time?”
“Yep, that kind of thing. Usually about Sue logging in”
“I see, you write children’s books”