I Swear in Interviews

After the 2008 crash, the London job market was toast. I applied for over 1,200 roles, got 13 interviews, and landed just one offer: a 6-week contract in a town I didnโ€™t even like.

It was brutal.

On the train one morning, I thought: how do I stand out when every candidate looks, sounds, and acts the same?

Short of turning up in a safari suit, I tried something else.
I dropped in the odd slang word. Maybe something borderline sweary. Nothing offensive. Just a bitโ€ฆ unexpected.

And funnily enough, people remembered me.

Sometimes I didnโ€™t get the job.
But a few months later, Iโ€™d get a call. โ€œHey, you free? Got something for you.โ€

Turns out, playing it too safe is the real risk.